Calling It Quits (Mann) by: Mr. Maynard Acordes: Em9: 020032 Amaj7: X02120 B: X24442 Em9 He's a serious Mister Amaj7 shake his hand and he'll twist your arm Em9 With monopoly money Amaj7 we'll be buying the funny farm B So I'll do flips and get paid in chips F#m E From a diamond as big as the Ritz B A Then I'm calling it quits E B A Calling it quits Eyes the color of candy Em9 lies to cover the handicap Amaj7 though your slippers are ruby Em9 you'll be led to the booby trap Amaj7 And there's no prize just a smaller size B so I'm wearing the shoe 'til it fits F#m E E B A then I'm calling it quits E B A Yes I'm Calling it quits E B Yes I'm calling it quits B Now he's numbering himself A Em among the masterminds (calling it quits) B 'cause he's hit upon the A Em leverage of valentines (calling it quits) B lifting dialogue from F# Judy Garland story lines A A2 A A2 A A2 A A2 where get-tough girls turn into gold mines (instrumental) Em9 Amaj7 Em9 Amaj7 Em9 But oh - those Polaroid babies G Bm taking chances with rabies F#m A happy to tear me to bits E B well, I'm calling it quits A E B Yes, I'm calling it quits A E B Yes, I'm calling it quits A E B Yes, I'm calling it quits A E B A Yes, I'm calling it quits (now he's numbering himself among the masterminds) E B A Yes, I'm calling it quits (cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines) E B A Yes, I'm calling it quits (now he's numbering himself among the masterminds) E B A Yes, I'm calling it quits (cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines) (fade) Juli Te Amo!